panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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4thofjulys:

SWIGGITY SWAG AMERICAN FLAGS

4thofjulys:

"hey are you free tonight?"

“im free every night”

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4thofjulys:

WHAT KIND OF BUILDINGS DO AMERICANS LIVE IN

FREEDOMES

4thofjulys:

my laptop has been at 0% battery for the past 15 minutes

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ITS PROBABLY RUNNING ON FREEDOM

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4thofjulys:

"american’s are so thirsty" well we have free refills so

  •  *doorbell rings*
  • friend: are you going to answer that?
  • me: no
  • me: let freedom ring

4thofjulys:

you know what to with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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4thofjulys:

ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 I GIVE AMERICA A 1776

lydiamartinis:

just remember when you go to unfollow an american today there is a certain someone who is disappointed in you:

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4thofjulys:

RED WHITE AND [SOULJA BOY VOICE] BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEE